PASSING GAS / FARTS/RIPPING ONE /POP ONE/EMIT WIND FROM THE ANUS

We all pass gas .Some of us hold it in more than others.

But a recent conversation came up about KFC and that when you eat it your gas smells like a rotten egg and I decided to write a fart post because my readers and I we need to connect , we need to bond .If its made of mostly meat(chicken pieces high in protein) and a few sticks of potato .What did you expect ? Fart smelling like Jessica Simpson Fancy Love ?

We all crack a fart in public, sometimes even when walking on busy loud streets , sometimes they fly through the gate and there’s no butt clenching in the world to catch it .And you pop the loudest ones off at home especially when your with somebody your extremely comfortable with and you want to pop it off so they hear it and smell it too because its hilarious.If you haven’t loud farted ,you haven’t lived life.Silent ones are the worst because they’re in ‘stealth’ mode and the most dangerous .You’re never prepared for the smell.It just hits you.

Misleading farts because you really end up going to the bathroom but it feels like a regular fart.People are like that in life.Misleading farts.So misleading farts prepare you for the real world.

We ripp them on friends because we like to live dangerously.

The most dangerous are the ones that come with heat , extra warm .Fresh out the batch and most times silent because it was made for smell and not sound.Much has gone into its manufacturing process.

Have a fart today.Try KFC .They guarantee deadly farts or money back.

Just let it go.Fart like no ones watching.

That escalated quickly.

What’s your fart intake ?

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2 thoughts on “PASSING GAS / FARTS/RIPPING ONE /POP ONE/EMIT WIND FROM THE ANUS

  1. I’m so bad I walk outside or somewhere where no-one’s standing then let it rip, then I warn people not to walk near me because I just done a mean az fart hahahahaha

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