One of the most uncomfortable things in life is hanging out your underwear.If you have male neighbours like I do then you’ll probably understand.They hover around , give the squinty eye stare and sometimes they even start whispering.But I’ve gotten used to it , it’s in there genes.Ladies do it too , evaluation process ,see what’s the competition like , then they go and discuss it.So I decided to break down the underwear scale for you .Because it’s Sunday and i’m unoccupied.And petty things like this is in life is important.And yes women do it to men too.If the boxers are too small in the front ,ugly , good size ,cute, flappy,basic, rugged.Show me your underwear and i’ll tell you who you are.
G-String / Thong
Daring , bold , hot, and not easily played with.A female who wears a butt floss until it becomes comfortable has conquered a lot in life.Sometimes the most sexuallly experienced ,flirty and very self confident.They will be open to various positions in bed as they are the adventurous kind.They like to look and feel hot or desired by men.And irregardless they care about what you think.Might come off bitchy and most times fun.They normally get the guy and the girls.
They like comfort and being sexy , its a 50/50 .Confident , know what they want.Sometimes controlling and a perfectionist.Sometimes sporty and a bit of a tom boy.They are usually friendly , sweet or bossy.
Now these can range from cheekies , hip huggers and seamless.Young , sexy , comfortable and fun.They are normally the good girls.If it’s the cheekies they have a wild side.They like simple and uncomplicated and are normally nice and a bit shy.
They have no need for sexy because lets face it comfort is everything.Men are not a top priority anymore and looking sexy isn’t.They don’t care.They are either in a long standing relationship which means they already have the man and there’s no further need in looking sexy or given up on love .They have no one to please.Seen sometimes as boring , lazy and complacent.There companion generally doesn’t mind and they are known to be frequented by older , married women.
Did I miss any ? Which one’s your favorite?