1.When I get rich and famous like Oprah or that new rich african billionaire chick i can’t remember her name it started with a O .I will donate to charities and at each charity speech say how no one ever donated to me , that the bright kids get all the scholarships and the middle average students who just can’t make it to achieve such academic greatness feel suicidal and worthless and that everybody can’t be smart .And that all those companies and people suck and make kids with lack of self worth feel like shit .Yeah .
2. All the people who use to laugh at me at school , make those snide remarks .I have a long memory .So if you call to rich, ambitious future me .I’m gonna lean over and say “Whats up fake ass hoe ?!” and give you the hand and flash my 100% peruvian virgin hair at you.
3.All the guys who thought i was too stuck up , not pretty enough ,too skinny,too tall,too boring , too basic watch out i’ve been exercising ,doing them squats .Imma look like Kim Kardashian coming through ,Big titties , big butt too .I’m gonna look like Nicki Minaj had a baby with Usher .And more false hair than a horse .Imma look so good the human barbie is going to retire .just saying.
4.All you non-believers who thought i’d probably get pregnant , turn into a crack head or just not amount to anything in life .If it’s raining and i see you imma splash you .And im going to honk just so you know it’s me .
5.All the fake friends , you know the ones who called me gay , the ones said shit behind my back i’m going to slander you in media .I got your names right here .
6.Social media will never be the same i’d be slaying in every instagram picture .Beyonce would contact me to get tips and people would think their so perfect it couldn’t be possible , it had to be photoshop .Let the hate begin.
7.I’d marry my one true love ,Shia lebouf or Travis fimmel or Terrence Howard . You get the picture .We’d have the perfect babies .
Its a good thing i’m dirt poor because i would be an asshole .So right now i feel rich .I feel like i’m getting closer to inner peace .And i’m a simple girl lol i really dont like that lifestyle i rather buy books and nice small house with a garden and an amazing guy that kisses me when it rains .you know .OMG I sound like an old lady .You know i’m controlling myself a lil bit better .It takes time . Too bad inner peace can’t buy a cheese pizza with bbq topping .
I’ll just take shia lebouf . and the pizza 🙂 maybe some alcoholic punch and some hot wings.and some freaky music on the side .a strip pole though ? a pool? nah jacuzzi . or just grass just saying .it aint gotta be shmancy .
Have a lovely night .
What would you do if u had u know money ?